Jessology

I stole this from my Cousin's MySpace page; it's been a while since I've done one of these and it's a slow morning, so why not?




MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. ranch

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Definitely NOT McDonald's or Wendy's

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Texas Roadhouse

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20% but if the service was poor, then 10%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. anything beef

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. pepperoni

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Cinnamon butter

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Cinnamon

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 60's

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 100+

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Home: Amelia, work: Amelia

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. depends

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. yep. I've had 2 surgeries

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. hearing

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. earlier this year

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Amelia

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. without medical intervention, twice

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no way

Q. Is love for real?
A. absolutley

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Jennifer (because everyone calls me Jennifer)

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Red

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yep, a quarter and a nickel in kindergarten

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. a plastic dummy in my first responder class

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. not that I am aware of

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. without a second thought

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. ditto

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. yep

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yep, as long as I can write my last blog about the money

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. sure

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. pass

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. no

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. yeppers

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: nothing. I don't like things in my pockets

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: no

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: pseudo-wood

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand (i'm not old enough to sit in a shower)

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: currently am

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: none

Q: Where were you born?
A. PG County, MD

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: positive or negative?

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: nurse

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Greg (and I keep pestering him to put a picture up)

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Wallace

Q: Last person you called?
A: Greg

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Greg

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 11

Q: Color?
A: Red

Q: Season?
A: Winter

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: not really

Q: Mood?
A: stressed

Q: Listening to?
A: office banter

Q: Watching?
A. the screen

Q: Worrying about?
A: where am I going to be living in the next week

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: bathroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: buy my own home

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Transformers

Q: Do you smile often?
A: all the time

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: usually, but I can be evil when prompted

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: compose my normal entry for the day, play a little Loco Roco, maybe do some actual work, who knows.

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”